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Today was a drive home from Canberra, through Kangeroo Valley.
Lake George and, shock, horror, a fixed
Australian road. Here's the start of the
expressway that replaces that old goat track that used
to run along side the lake.
Oh, where's the water in this supposed lake? Well, this is Australia
and water is optional.
The giant sheep at Goulburn.
I've always wanted to check this. Yes, yes,
its pretty unambiguous. Houston, we have a pair.
Apart from giant testicles,
Goulburn is famous for its cafes with ripper tucker.
It was always this "pause" town
for me on the way to sking or bush-walking or this or that.
After Goulburn, the Hume Highway. For a while
there, I was obsessed about hitch-hiking (cheap way to travel and it appealled
to my sense of randomness). I swear I've done the Hume Highway from Sydney
to Melbourne about a hundred times. Today it looked quite neat but
I've learnt to loathe its tedious vistas.
Rosella, near Manning Lookout.
Manning Lookout gives a great view
of Kangeroo Valley.
Big big rocks at Manning Lookout. I sat for
a while on the wrong side of the fence and gazed at this HUGE hunk of
granite. It gazed back and blinked, and a 1000 generations of apes zipped
by.
From
Fitzroy Falls, near Mittagong.
Down the hill from Fitzroy Falls. A scream on a push bike.
What goes down, must come up- very slowly.
Here's where, in 1982, I was riding out of Kangeroo Valley and managed
to destroy the drive train of my bike.
Which meant I had
to walk the bike for the rest of that trip,
waaay up this hill.
This turned out to be a very fun thing to do.
That slow push came with views over Kangeroo
Valley. We stopped often (me and Jean Syme) to drink it all in.
Looking back on it, this has to be the best place in Australia to have
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It has to be said, any day where you take 110 photos before breakfast
must mean something is going right.
I woke up at
Ulladulla at a little hill-top motel before dawn. Nothing was open
so I decided to drive on to Bateman's Bay for breakfast
I might have been a little manic from low blood sugar but
that pre-breakfast drive seemed like the peek
experience of this entire trip, so far.
Pelicans in the morning mist.
The piper at the gates of dawn heard here.
A Steven Spielberg moment.
Salt water lakes.
More lakes.
Lakes inviting me to dive right in.
Bateman's Bay in morning mist (as painted
by Tuner and snapped by me).
Same spot, one hour later.
Breakfast cafe from heaven. Comes with great
newspapers, coffee, and views.
After breakfast,
an hour inland on the road to Canberra. Gum forests have given
way to grazing land.
Aussie country town, Saturday morning.
Sunshine on Canberra hills.
Sunshine on
Canberra lake, water spout, Carillion,
and high court.
Sunshine on Michael doing the barbie
(this pic clearly reveals that
Mr Priest is an angel from charred flesh heaven).
Michael is wired differently to most folks.
The career-obsessed yuppies I know have GOALS and OBJECTIVES.
Michael, on the other hand,
has hobbies. No one told him that the world is a SERIOUS
place with DUTIES and TASKS and THINGS TO PROVE.
Instead, he has this strange idea that the world is some big playground
full of things to take apart and clean and oil and reset and shave just
a little off this bearing housing over here, just
to make it run a little smoother.
But I don't envy him. His lifestyle will kill him. Blood pressure, most
likely.
He'll be rushed to hospital
for emergency observation of light heart syndrome
(symptoms: chronically low blood pressure and
depleted serum
stress levels).
The next morning, they'll find his lifeless and smoking body.
The coroner
will be called but it will be an open and shut case. Seems Michael will
accidently zap himself while
tinkering around with the
inner workings of a defibrillator (just to make it work a little smoother).
"Happens all the time" the coroner will say, "to the terminally curious and
whimsical".
Here's
Tim and Michael doing what they do best:
geeking it up.
Michael with rug-rat "Mintie".
Not so much a dog as a car sponge.
Michael and Bron's youngest
daughter Zoe in full flight.
Zoe with book. Tim with Zoe with book.
Tim confused by this unexpected sudden dose of parenting.
Caitlyn (Michael and Bron's daughter number 2).
Beth (Michael and Bron's number 1 daughter).
More parenting.
Michael and his pack. Well, not quite. Bron
was in Sydney spending too much money. We didn't hear much from her (just
the sound of digits spinning on the plastic).
After dinner, when the kids went to bed, Michael told me of England.
Him and Bron took the kids to live there for two years, just before their
eldest daughter started high school.
They had such a different experience to me in the USA.
Mike spoke of his fascination with England- how you can't spit
without hitting the oldest road in the world, the oldest this, the oldest that.
Pubs serving beer above while, down below, there's an archaeological dig
in the basement cause the pub has been built on top of seven older pubs dating
back to the dawn of time.
It was not his intent, but Michael's words shamed me a little. I clearly
don't get
as much out of the USA as he got out of England. And I really can't tell if
there is just more in England (longer recorded history, smaller area,
etc etc). But it made me think I need to work a little harder
on making the most of the United
States.
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Today I drove too much to downtown Sydney,
then south to Ulladulla for a
weekend with Michael Priest and family
at the great Ozzie caravan park by the great Ozzie beach.
Really, on such a sunny summer Ozzie weekend,
the universe demands that I must get warm sand between my toes.
Or so I thought. (Creep in music)
After lots of traffic, I (eventually)
cleared Sydney. Round about 10pm, I called Michael
from a phone box at Ulladulla to get directions for the last little
bit to his caravan."How long to get there?" I asked. "It'll take you
a while" he replied, "we aren't there till next weekend".
Oh dear- all that way and no friendly face at the end of the drive.
Sigh.
I tried to blame Michael but he wouldn't have a
bar of it. Seems
some little details called "the truth" and "hard
evidence" were against me.
Michael checked his email and it
turns out I'd read the first mail wrong and just compounded
the error from there (all the subsequent
ones said "next Friday this" and "next Friday that").
Michael commented:
"the old this week/next week conundrum".
Time for plan B. Tim sleeps tonight at Ulladulla then
on the Canberra the next day to see Michael.
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Before an evening in Ulladulla, I'd started the day driving
into Sydney to give a seminar at UTS. Glorious weather! Bright sunshine!
Lots to see!
Re-acquainted myself with lots
of the inner-city. Sun shining on rows of little terraces. Places I spent
years of my Uni life.
Street names with history (for me anyway): Abercrombie,
Wilson, Redfern, Wattle, ...
Here's a building that changed my
life.
This is the old
test tower of Elevator Pty. Ltd.
which is now some bizarre historical monument that remains
even after the company is history.
In the summer of 1983, a second-year Elec.Eng. student called
Tim applied to Elevator Pty.Ltd. for some part time work.
I didn't get the job- thank goodness- and
I left that interview after seeing a little too much of the professional
life of an electrical engineer. And I absolutely positively
wanted none of it (something about dying of boredom poking at little
circuit boards). "What's the fastest way out of here
with a degree?", I demanded to know. And that lead to Com.Sci. and
the Cognitive Science masters and,
well, everything else.
The trip downtown was at the invitation of Yusuf Pisan, a former
student of Ken Forbus, a man who knows how to car his cdr,
and one of the more interesting men I've meet
in my time.
Yusuf seems to have a moderately high opinion
of me too, or at least my web pages.
Here's his home page- that copies my layout!
Yusuf lead me to the roof of the ex-Fairfax
building to a surreal
coffee shop that like an oasis on an desert of concrete.
Great, great coffee with a great, great view
of leafy Glebe.
Yusuf has more fun in his professional
life than I do. Here's his Creation Lab. There's pressure sensors
on the floor. Each sensor
is keyed to a different operator on the big screen.
Which means that to create art, you just jump all over the floor!
I gave a seminar to Yusuf's department- not a large crowd but they
listened politely as my data
miners juggled competing requirements.
No one from the UTS SE or OO group
showed up. Geez, not even the great NASA draw card could flush them
out. I guess if you abandon a country for another, then the
abandoned can abandon you right back. Or just ignore and forget you.
It left me with a strange and
sad sense of irrelevancy that dented my ego (which, it must be said,
could always do with a few knocks).
But there were some friendly
faces there.
Gordon Menzies
came along he frowned seriously and professionally and
appropriately all through the talk.
Mark Sifer there too. Him and me
go back to 1986 and Stowe Computer which had a sign out front:
"Australia's Computing Future". Yeah, right. But that's another story
for another time.
Back then,
Mark was a little scary to me.
He was doing a (gasp) Ph.D. and little old me could not understand
anything he was saying. Which was just silly on my part-
Mark was just a more careful
and disciplined thinker than I could handle.
But the day was marked by massive traffic
jams.
UTS is right downtown and, at first, I was congratulated myself for
sneaking out so easily on a Friday afternoon.
But pride comes before a fall. Or a full stop.
The M5 was pretty much bumper-to-bumper and
5-20kph all the way to beyond Liverpool.
There was a clear bit through
Picton and the Gong. But at Kiami, I ended up totally stopped. After
half and hour I crawled up over the hill to see....
A line of stopped cars stretching
to the horizon.
Talk about depressing. Here I was, after two and half hours driving,
and I was still locked in traffic.
But I was surprisingly
upbeat. The day was warm, the views were lovely and, heh,
I was still in Australia.
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Dead set, this place is gorgeous. In West Virginia, there is almost
a bias against having free and open and pretty public places.
This
was very strange to me- I'm used to beach suburbs in Sydney where
a walk in any direction takes you to some drop-dead beautiful park
maintained by the local council.
So it was with much amazement and
happiness this morning when, before breakfast...
I just walked up the road from my little
flat...
following a rainbow...
past daggy little fibro homes
with gardens to die for...
and found myself in
the Wollongong Botanical Gardens.
No fanfare, no car park, no signs, no toll, no kiosk. Just another driveway.
And inside, beautiful grounds.
Intricate little well
kept mock-desert
zones with manicured walkways.
And, in back, Mt Kiera looking devastatingly
lovely.
Geez, you'd have to be
a gallah to live anywhere else.
The uni campus is next to the gardens
and, on the "gosh, check it out" scale,
it scores real high as well.
Today I went to a research day. The keynote address was by
Alex Zelinsky, a
Wollongong alumni who moved to ANU and started
a company Seeing Machines (they do vision systems).
It the great Australian success story about how a Uni start-up did real well.
But it had birth pangs. Prior to this company, it was standard practice
for Unis to demand 50% equity in the start-up. Alex was nervous about
that. "Show me", he demanded of the University,
"one successful company based
on that model". Course, there was none. So he imported an alternate model
from the United States (where Unis take 10% equity).
With help from some very senior ANU folks, he bashed through this new
model, made a good go of it, and now it is the standard model for
Uni start-ups. But it kind of highlights some of the idiocy that goes
on in this country about innovation.
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Spent a little too much time today in the pub.
A quiet drink in the afternoon became three, a pack of twisties, and
a huge
plate of chips and watching of rock video clips.
This was followed by some burping and belching, then a
less-than-linear stroll home beneath
gum trees and through warn
sunlight. Back at the flat, time
for a little nap, a lot of television, and (I suspect)
much loud snoring.
The Uni pub is modeled after a wool shed.
Has many interesting patrons.
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A day of: - programming,
- writing web pages
- writing reviews,
- reading papers.
The stuff of life.
That evening, had fish and chips with Bob and Caitlyn-
a girl he baby sits every arvo.
We went down to
Wollongong harbor (where I ate day one). Truly
stunning place. I bored Bob to death with how great it is.
He took it well "Yeah, its all right", he remarked.
Bob's going to be a world-famous
mmulti-agents reasoning man, real soon now.
For now, his job is guarding
him and Caitlyn's chips from the thieving sea gulls.
While we ate, the locals
played in the water.
Round the turn of last century, the cry
all around Australia was "The Russians are coming!". Which gave rise
to all these huge forts around Australian shores.
These guns saved Australia- from
seaside developers.
Some of the best sea-side views in the land are now these
ex-forts.
Here's another piece of history
(not so old as the guns). A 1963 EJ Holden station wagon.
The EJ was
where a whole generation of Australia were conceived and, in 1978,
was my first car.
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Gave a talk today on TAR3 and SE to a technology outreach day.
One of the audience, Tim Coleman, came up afterwards with a data set
and we started playing data mining. Hope to get a paper out it.
These two techy nuns attended- maintain the on-line store
for their convent. Very politely, they watched and smiled and nodded
enthusiastically for a day of multi-agent systems and
non-monotonic reasoning and constraint satisfaction and data mining and
lord knows what else. The poor dears- all they need is a little
scripting, some CSS and a ISP with a decent search engine.
Made me remember how silly us academics
can be sometimes-
rushing off to do the hardest thing when something
much simpler will often do.
The day was opened by the local state
government member. He's an Australian bloke from the Australian Blokes
Party. He was a nice guy and definitely a good bloke. Sadly, his staff
is more erudite than he is- they wrote him a speech that had him
tripping up on the big words
("dama, dynama, dynama, dynamicism,...").
Bad staffers. (Or was it actually some
clever act? Good blokes can't be seen to be too clever.
Maybe this guy really has a Ph.D. in philosophy from
the School of Realpolitik at the Nicolo Machiavelli
University. See, he just bloked it up for
the audience to secure re-election. Oh
what a cunning bloke.)
Meanwhile, the string of grad students coming to brave the sinister
Dr. Menzies in his cave has stopped. Guess I am no longer the shiny new toy.
Don't talk to him! He's strange!
I haven't scared everyone off- here's Dan Saffioti
and Bob Brown (they are lecturers
in the department) hanging round
my office talking ten kinds of bull. Sigh- I miss
Aussie blokes in the United States. I think I'll have to bottle these
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Stayed the night at Gordon and Marian's place then spent Sunday
morning driving back to the Gong. The afternoon and evening was spent
tied to the laptop working on stuff.
But before work, there was much
driving slowly down little back roads. In the United States,
this trailer would be a historic relic. Here,
its the treasured escape vehicle of some Ozzie family.
If only they didn't haul it around with a tiny little engine that
needs a cardiac by-pass. Oh well, at least it gives me time
to gaze at the country side.
Here's the reason why Sydney has such shitty roads. The city
is surrounded by a ring of mountains filled with sudden sharp gullies.
It took centuries to build bridges big enough to span them all.
Meantime, Sydney was caged and its roads grew all twisted
and tumbling over each other.
This photo shows clearly that I am not in America. This
brightly colored fire truck, like the soul of the country of its
owners, is quite clearly not for sale.
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Today I went to see my brother Gordon.
He lives
at Springwood (about 90 minutes west of the Gong).
Gordon is married to Marian and has two kids: Iris (aged 8) and Lydia
(aged 6).
When he finished his economics Ph.D. (from Oxford, don't you know),
he walked into a tenured
faculty job at UTS.
In many ways, we are very alike.
He's just as bad as me at anything
practical. Just don't ask why he
is hiding key parts of his handiwork
on this door. Some things are best left unsaid.
Here's Gordon offering me a
magnificent vista of the great Ozzie outdoors.
Seems the great Ozzie outdoors comes
with leeches.
The sound track for this photo is Gordon squealing
at me to take the darn photo so he had get rid of this revolting thing.
I like this shot of Marian- like she's some
friendly garden
spirit peeking at us through the bushes and
keeping us in line.
Marian is both more practical
and more ethereal than Gordon.
A country girl, she's the one that
instructed me on the best back roads to their place.
A skilled artist, she has a sense of color and composition that
I envy. She understands materials and how to combine them.
Marian lives in both chaos and order.
She tells you that she wants a more sorted household but actions
speak louder than words. Check out her
fantasticly intricate and jumbled work space exploding with STUFF.
Gordon pulled out an old suitcase and we had a silly little time
re-living the great twin Mintie revolutions of 1973.
After a summer of
eating revolting play mints, we had a collection of hundreds of Mintie
papers. So we did what every other 13/11 year old would do- we declared
our own currency and formed an independent country
within our parents household.
Like any modern revolutionaries,
the first order of business of the newly
formed country of Cainneburg
was to write a constitution
and define state secrets.
That naturally lead to the need
to create and control a secret police. Here's some sage
advice from page 17 of the 40 page
constitution we wrote:
Assinations by agents must be as efficient as possible.
Oh, the rest of this page shows
our clear understanding of the principles of
practical politics. Here we allow freedom of press with the small
caveat that non-government papers have to pay a tax of 150 million per
issue.
Paid directly to the king and prime minister, of course.
This game kept us busy for many
months to come. After a while, I broke away to create a separate
state called New Scotland
where all Tims are free to be Tim.
Gordon's response
was swift, mature and considerate.
His state police
expunged Senator Timothy from the Cainneburg
legal system (see bottom right
the sinister note next to my name: Assinated!)
Even expunged and exiled, I was still a thorn in the side of
Cainneburg. Here's the state run newspaper of Cainneburg
spreading misinformation. The story claims that I just dissolved
New Scotland. Lies, all lies.
Well, after all that you may be surprised to read that I think
Gordon and Marian's kids live in a richer world of imagination
than
Gordon and me ever had.
For example,
before Lydia (left) and Iris (right)
would agree to run around for the camera,
they first had to name the racehorses they would ride.
The discussion was short- its the sort of thing they seem to do
all the time.
I think Marian fuels and structures
their internal world much more
than the bookish parents of Tim and Gordon ever did.
The best Gordon and Tim ever evented was a couch-potato world
where we sat on our bums and wrote silly things. It was obsessive,
anally retentive stuff that of course led to bloodshed
because it was ultimately restrictive and frustrating
(the only way we could make it interesting was to turn to assination
and rebellion).
Now compare that to
Lydia and Iris's worlds. Those palaces are full of materials
to touch and things to change and build.
Here's the women of
Gordon's household making
their XMAS gifts. I liked the combination of chaos and creation
in their craft.
Their world is filled with
music and books and art.
And good things to get dirty with.
Oh, and mangos.
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Friday was good tucker day.
The school's financial wizard
(Karen) declared that I was enough of a reason
to declare Friday lunch a "visitor lunch"; i.e.
there is such a thing as a free lunch.
So I sat round in room of large rowdy gangly gawky
Australians
all shouting at the top of their voice.
Lunch was a lamb stew washed down a large
bottle of wine and accompanied by bread that tasted
of bread (you have to be an Australian living in America to get that
joke).
Karen is really really really loud.
She boasts that the kitchen
can hear her voice through the din way in back of the bistro.
She must be wrong: no single sound would survive the
cacophony of an ozzie bistro on a Friday lunch.
Friday dinner was great Chinese in Chinatown.
I drove into downtown Sydney to see the ex-Tharunka folks (a
university newspaper I helped edit back in the mid 1980s). The drive
in was thrilling: Mt. Kiera was in total fog.
Thrilling and life threatening: a 14 car pile up going the
other way (!!).
After an eon or two of crawling forward with hazard lights
flashing, the fog cleared and I speed into Sydney. I was such a homecoming. I
remembered all the back streets and short cuts. I found a legal car park right down town. Flinders Street Station was grand- huge, hulking granite covered
in pigeon shit. I loved it.
Sonya Thompson was kind enough to organize this little get together.
She does something she won't describe for the NSW government. Department
of Fair Trade. Sounds like spies to me.
Some things never change. We swigged beer, ate and ate, and talked
about everything. Here's Kay expressing her next new opinion with
needless force and John letting it wash over him like rain ("Yeah Kay,
whatever you reckon"). These two are a little lesson in why
Australian brains are so sharp. Your standard Aussie can both forcibly
express ideas and totally ignore ideas. Also, unlike many of our
American neighbours, the ideas expressed and ignored can change, very
quickly, over the space of a single evening.
During dinner with my fellow former revolutionaries, I came back to
the topic from the previous night: why were we so revolting
and the current generation is not? I thought about what we
were and what we had become. We were the under-dogs that went
to university at a time when fees were cheap. Then we got our
degrees and went to work. It was like we were the last
generation of revolutionaries. Our enthusiasm was accepted by
the system which assimilated us and made us work very hard on
its problems. Dave Cox runs QANTAS (ish) and John Olip leads
a team of designers doing wireless stuff. I help
NASA spend its software assurance research budget. Kay
helps folks talk better to folks.
Gordon Farrer is a cultural judge and jury in
Melbourne (he edits the events section of the newspaper). Sonya
does what Sonya does (sssh, its a secret).
The point is, what kind of role models do we offer the current
generation? We seem very busy little bees working inside the system
with incomes that keep us placid.
What lesson did we offer the future?
Certainly not "take no
prisoners!". More like
"beeee gooood" and "work hard" and "play well
with others".
Whatever.
Afterwards, a new experience: easy driving in Sydney.
Years of my life was spent sitting in Sydney grid lock
but that has all changed.
The new M5 shot
me out through Sydney suburbia at 110kph. 50 minutes later, left at
Picton and back to the Gong in just over an hour. Amazing.
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I am here in Oz at the invitation of the Wollongong University Design
Systems Laboratory and its director, Aditya Ghose.
I envy Aditya's lifestyle. He sits in his
office and ships in play pals from around the world.
Here are the
Indians that preceded me: Sujata De (left) and
Prof. Mihir Chakraborty (right).
High church logicians. Is logic-one stronger
or weaker than logic-two? Errr. yes? I mean, no? Or none of the
above. I think.
Oh well, they are probably as wierded-out about my empirical stuff as
I am of their logic stuff. In any case, the Indians are most excellent
dinner companions. We went to a wonderful Vietnamese restaurant and drank
Australian wine and talked into the night. It was a great dialogue.
I found a
kindred soul- Mihir is
an ex-60s radical puzzled that the current younger generation
seems uninterested in rebellion. Something that worries me as well, btw.
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Welcome to Australia where the weather is fine, the people are kind,
and every street corner in Sydney is familiar.
For a month
I have left the land where everyone MUST have a good day. Here,
a good weekend means that it was better than a poke in the eye
with a burnt stick. That's my kinda people!
Sadly, you
won't see me living here in the next decade or so. Sure, health
care and education are still cheaper than America. And legal
advice is not required if you bump someone at the pub.
But in this lucky country, more is spent on
private high schools that universities.
Here, tenure is being replaced by performance-based evaluations.
And the
politics is getting nasty- awful fear-based racial tensions
fueled by conservative politicians who artificially polarize the
community to get re-elected. Sigh.
But there are still
many admirable things about Australia.
For example,
pause and be humble in the face of
these bananas. These real bananas. These really big bananas.
Not
the tiny slivers of yellow sold in America. These yards of yellow
contain mountains of marvelous mash. Trust me on that- I've looked.
And there are many other good things to eat in this land.
Here's my idea of heaven- Stanwell Park: a
bonza
little beach suburb in virgin bush within commuter distance to
downtown Sydney.
But this is a strange land.
Why does this toilet boast an
AIDS phone information line for deaf people? Er....
Now here's a prize dick head. Dead set, Steve Irwin is a drongo. What mug
would go chasing crocs? You see those teeth? They ain't for kissing.
Everyone in America loves this guy but no one in Australia
will give him the time of day. Seems they tried airing his show
a couple of times but it just bombed in the ratings. Score one for Ozzie
common sense.
Steve Irwin wrestles beasts. Here's another kind of beast, and one
I like much more than crocodiles.
Behold the great Australian middle-aged
matron. Well-kept outfits and a face like leather from all the sun.
She's a fierce
dragon, to be sure, and her bite is worse than her bark.
But there's something about her I trust.
She's reliable.
In a crisis, she'd kill the snakes, calm the horses, bustle the kids
to safety while
brow-beating ineffectual bureaucrats into fixing the problem.
Then there'd be the obligatory cup of tea in the kitchen as we wait for hubby
to come home to listen reluctantly to our heroines battles and triumphs.
The flight Portland to Sydney was
not too evil. On the plane to SF, I meet a manic Macintosh man
whose voice had a volume knob stuck on LOUD.
He was kind of like me, with less control.
An informavore with
attention deficient syndrome.
He told me (and everyone else on
the plane) all about the Mac virus wars on the early 1990s and how
decent virtual machine condoms kept the Mac virus free.
I was fascinated and I'm sure all my flying companions enjoyed it too.
The Pacific flight was comfortable. Just enough leg room for giraffes like me (so no leg cramps).
Five movies (or was it six?). The best was House in Umbria
(Maggie Smith was just grand) and the worst was Alex and Emma (Luke Wilson
being dull- can you imagine it?). Uptown Girls was great when
Dakota Fanning was on the screen. Otherwise, just fluff.
I also watched Terminator3 on a tiny postage stamp sized screen.
But what the hell: it still
got me hot.
I slept little on the flight (too much Terminatrix).
The day dragged on and on and on. The ride
from Wollongong never arrived so I took a cab to Sutherland station.
So after ??30 hours awake, I found myself
staring at a daggy ozzie train station in brilliant sunshine. This
station looks like about a hundred other Sydney stations- red brick,
uncomfortable seats, rap graffiti, strangers quietly checking each
other out and, of course, mysterious changes to the train timetable
announced in a nasal voice on loud speakers.
It might
have been the jet lag, but Australian suburbia seemed wrapped in cotton
wool- sterilized with sunshine and all the sounds dampened. Even the
cars seemed quieter here than in the US- all tip-toeing past the
station on whisper drive.
End of the train line- sleepy
North Wollongong station with bushy Mt. Kiera behind. Last year
at this time, Kiera glowed at night with bush fires.
Home owners watched nervously as helicopters flew
in to dump water on the bush fires.
Not this year- the blue sky on top turned to cloud and
rain for most of this week.
Mt. Kiera is a good friend of mine. Many was the time I screamed and
creamed on a push bike
down this huge sweep of road.
On the first day I was here, the sun shone on
the sand and I smiled like a fool. See the big steel works at the other
end of the beach? Wollongong has a reputation as a dirty industrial city.
I never got that- sure the steel works takes a little real estate on the horizon but if we turn around then...
Here's North Beach. Mighty fine.
Here's the surf life saving team preening a little for the audience.
Dinner on day one at
Wollongong harbor. Traditional aussie tucker: fish and chips and a caramel
milk shake. Nearly had a banana paddle pop for desert, just to complete the
experience.
A seagull attacked my fish, as it sat in my hand. What cheek! But can
you blame it? There I was, grinning like a fool shoveling in my tucker,
drooling over this fast food delight. Heck, if I wasn't me
I would have attacked
me as well.
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Over to Oregon for a taste of next year's life.
Up at 5pm to get an 8am
flight. Much much too early for human life.
Stop over at Chicago airport.
Its a perfect airport- big and busy and bustling.
Lots of my life has been spent, jet-lagged, staring
at views like this.
Arrived in early Winter in Oregon.
Gray, windy, wet.
Still some autumn colors left over.
But not for much longer.
On arrival at Oregon, I found
some of the locals to be as arrogant as ever.
Helen has found us a nice little
unit
in Willow Point -blocks of yuppie
vagrants
living in somewhere
before they live somewhere real.
Here's Helen wrapped in the wrap I got her. Very stylish (even if I do say so
myself).
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Kind of my last week of work. I'm back for a week in December but
that'll be a fussy time sorting out this and that. So this was the
week I sang my swan song.
It was a rush around kind of week. When you leave some place, you
become like a father confessor. Folks feel they can tell you
things in safety, because soon you won't be around to whisper
their secrets.
I learnt more about the NASA/contractor
relationships in the last 5 days than in the last 5
years. That's the way it goes I suppose.
One of the rushy things was trying to write down some theory of IV&V.
Kind of an attempt to sum up what I've seen there. Here's me in full flight
showing some quirk of the data me and Justin were processing.
Here's a photo of a happy little data miner- buried in patterns.
And, at the end of the week, down the pub Friday night with
the research gang: Lisa, Wes, Ken.
More gang, same pub:
Andres, Greg, Dustin and Justin.
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Autumn is over. Begin early winter.
Fogs and
frosts and
fuck its coooold.
Its Sunday and I'm blogging away at
a Ruby Tuesday's at Cambridge Ohio on the way
to give a talk at
Miami University, Oxford, Ohio
(the Americans
love stealing everyone else's names).
The chicken fajitas are fine, the coffee's hot and I feel
strangely at home on this little road trip. Its like after all these
years in the USA, I finally
accept it.
Next week I go back to Australia for the first time in three
years. Will Australia still be there?
Or has been replaced
with some alien unwelcoming country at the end of the earth
with a scary history and
lots of scarier spiders?
A place with a mean-spirited
conservative government and populace? And an
unsustainable
tiny economy that is down wind from the farts of the larger
nations? We'll see...
For now,
I'm driving through America in the late fall.
And loving the freshness and clarity
of it all.
The leaves are gone or hang dead on the trees.
The air gives you a little nip you when you inhale.
Standing in shadows is not recommended.
And skies are dazzlingly blue and are
painted with wisps of
high clouds playing an exuberant game of tag with some jet stream.
Enjoying fall is a new thing for me. When I first came to North America
I hated this time of year. "Months of dead twigs" I used to say.
Mike Houle exclaimed my gloom to me: "this seems a wasteland to you since,
in your heart,
you
believe that all these
bare trees are stone dead.".
Now, several springs later, I get it.
All these trees have been partying all summer and now its time to rest,
recover from the hangover, re-charge for the next year.
Finally, finally,
I understand what Mole
was thinking as he strode through
the Wild Woods
on that winter's day so long ago:
"The country lay bare and entirely leafless around him, and he
thought that he had never seen so far and so intimately into the
insides of things as on that winter day when Nature was deep in her
annual slumber and seemed to have kicked the clothes off.
"Copses,
dells, quarries and all hidden places, which had been mysterious
mines for exploration in leafy summer, now exposed themselves and
their secrets pathetically, and seemed to ask him to overlook their
shabby poverty for a while, till they could riot in rich masquerade
as before, and trick and entice him with the old deceptions.
"It was
pitiful in a way, and yet cheering-- even exhilarating. He was glad
that he liked the country undecorated, hard, and stripped of its
finery. He had got down to the bare bones of it, and they were fine
and strong and simple."
Image:
Been studying West Virginia's image. Found a joke on the web that I like:
- If you run your car into a ditch,
don't panic.
4 men in a 4WD pickup
and a tow chain will be along shortly.
- Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way.
- This is what they live for.
What a perfect reputation for a
state housing an IV&V facility- a place where folks will help you out
with whatever sort of mess you've made of your software.
So I got
to
thinking about how helpful the WV folk are. Which lead to
a strange idea. Suppose you are good with weapons. I mean really, really,
really good with weapons.
If so, then its totally safe to help strangers cause
if the stranger ever gets out of line,
its trophy time!
For example, there's
Wes Deadrick-
the friendliest civil servant you'll ever meet.
Friendliest and deadliest.
Shown here with the bear he killed with a single bow shot
(forget gun control- Wes needs twine control).
Conqueror of the Goddard (occasionally
pronounced god-damn) NASA Goddard contracts office. Winner of
trophies like deer heads and hundreds of thousands of extra research
funding (SBIRs from Goddard).
Of course he's West Virginian, born and breed.
If Wes doesn't convince you, there's always
Jennifer Garner. Is it any coincidence that the producers
of Alias found a West Virginian
who can fight/shoot/stab
anything while at the same time be friendly, open and charming?
I think not!
Ups and down:
Been somewhat manic this week- highs and lows. High on
Tuesday- finished the Blind Spots paper where me and Justin show,
for the first time ever, that there are stable conclusions from
multiple projects. Proudly presented these to Ken who was horrified
and the PD/effort ratio (<1). So then Ken mumbles to Mike (the patron of
this work) that I've proved static defect detectors are a waste of
time. Mike then is all grumpy and humprhy
with me Wednesday morning cause my
research could negatively impact his funding (which, in turn, would hit mine).
So it was a gloomy ride home Wednesday till, halfway home, I realized something
(something about low PF values- see
the paper
for details).
That night I did a little
coding and Thursday morning I could show Ken the results of
a small simulation
that convinced him, and hence Mike, that indeed there
was value here. In short:
- While static code measures are too weak a method
to be a primary
IV&V method, they are strong enough to tell you where to
place your primary method.
- That is, these can tell me
where you aren't looking, but should be.
Its kind of like IV&V for IV&V.
So that was happiness Thursday morning. The sadness Thursday night was
that the data mining class carefully showed me how badly I defined the
last data mining assignment. I've been treating them like research
assistants all term- throw them half an idea and let them work out the
kinks. That has worked just fine up until now (they've done wonders learning
AWK and bash and machine learning and the WEKA). But
now its the business end of the term when there's
just too much other stuff going. They just don't have time
now to work and rework my
assignment specifications.
So Friday, I had to do an repair job on the assignment. But the
same
day, I realized that there were some real urgent fires to fight.
I realized Friday that I'd misread my renewal papers.
So
my car suddenly became five days out of registration.
Oops. But to register the car I needed some tax form that might
be over with Helen in Portland. Double Oops.
And, silly me, it seems I owed
three years back taxes on that car
(just what is a property
tax anyway?).
So that would be a triple oops.
And Monday, I needed the car
to get to Ohio to give a talk-
a talk I hadn't even written yet.
At this point I left "oops" behind and went straight for
"oh shit".
And if that wasn't enough, the other discoveries
of Friday were: - WVU CSEE did not have funding for early 2004,
because of the congressional continuations. Last year,
WVU covered itself out of its internal funds but cash is
too tight this year to do the same.
-
I've been promising Ken a "theory of IV&V" for too long now and had
to deliver it before I leave for Australia next week.
Ok- much to do. After the obligatory panic I settled into work. Stayed
at home Friday and by Saturday midnight: - I had told the class that the other half of the badly organized
assignment was now worth double marks (i.e. they could ignore the weird bit).
- Ken had confirmed that he will transfer continuation funds in December.
Actually, bless him, he was onto to this one months before me and already
had that arranged.
- I had finished the version 0.9 of the Ohio talk which, strangely enough,
was all about a theory of IV&V.
- After going through the paper work,
Helen came back with
the clarification I needed to sort it all out. Not bad for a woman I'd woken up at 8am her time (Helen does not do morning very well).
- Jim Kiper (bless him) hired me a car for the trip. Which was meant
that I did not need to get tense about the car.
- Nevertheless, in an uncharacteristic rush of organization,
I paid my back taxes paid ($320, ouch!) and
got the car registered, all by 3pm!
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