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Ok, here's my theory. Halloween is such a big deal in the United States cause its the only time these Yankees can acknowledge all their demons.


And these folks have demons to burn.

According to the Tim Menzies theory of United Stateness (©2003), the Americans are terrified of their own freedom. See, they don't know what to do with it. They rebelled against their cultural roots and their history is too short to generate anything other than a plastic replacement. And God help them if they fail to have a nice day- they might go to hell. Or worse- back across the Atlantic to that awful European weather.

Since they don't know what to do, they watch what they do very carefully. Watch themselves and watch everybody else. And, as a community service, everybody else watches you watching them. As a result, the Americans are the most self-monitored and self-censored folks in history. No other country in the world elevates private choices to such a public level. Morality here is a public concern, worthy of the national media and the highest courts in the land.

In short- they're a pressure cooker all glancing nervous and scared over their shoulder. And halloween lets them blow a fuse.


Officially its all about spooks and goblins and witches.


And some offerings to the harvest gods.

In reality, its about any fantasy. Any sexual naughtiness. Cross-dressing. Whatever.

For example, here's Ned Keller, director of the facility, as a 1930s boss gangster. It has to be asked: why is his fantasy to be a boss?

Here's an historically certified virgin.

Here's a little sample of chick power and Halloween.

IMHO, Wes Deadrick's outfit should only be worn by night- a very dark night. And Brian Kesecker is just the knight to tell him so.
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