From: Graham Mann
Subject: A Contract for Christmas :)
Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 14:07:15 +0800
From Graham ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of
the wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wishor. Any references in this greeting to "The Lord", "Father
Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any
other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this
greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
names and images are hereby acknowledged.
This greeting is made under English Law.
Have a good time anyway,
Graham