Any road trip is doomed, must fail.
If you get
off before the end of the road, your journey is incomplete.
And if you chase the road to its end, you'll never complete.
For the
road goes forever- pushed on by those
unhappy with what they are.
Like the end of the rainbow, the faster you run along it,
the more the end of the road flees from you.
Unless, like us, you get lucky and stumble onto
the end of the road. Which we did, in central
Wyoming.
The key to finding the end of the road is not to search for it.
Which, to the untrained observer, might appear to mean "getting lost".
This road looks like any other road on the map. Except for one
small detail- its closed!
Not that you'd know of course.
We cruised down this thing for miles, not another car
is sight, before we found out
that it was a one way street.
In any other state, the lack of other cars would have been
a dead give away. But Montana is the most under-populated
state in the union. So we drove on.
blissing out on the plains and the hills all around us. Not
having to share the open view with anyone else except
each other.
Here's Helen at the end of the road. See the mountain
bleeding red behind her
because
a goat track has been tacked onto the side?
See the gate across the road closing the track (just above Helen's right shoulder)?
And strangest of all,
see Helen grinning like a lunatic at being
tricked into this dead-end, miles from anywhere?
Why is Helen so happy to be here, at the end
of the road?
Well, right next to the end of the road is an old highway fallen
into disrepair. If you dared to venture up it, you get two great
views. One was the plains we'd just crossed with snow-capped
mountains behind. And the other was at our feet.
Helen
went nuts over this crumbling road being
recaptured by the desert. "St. Liebowitz lives up this road!"
she declared, "staff in hand, with mysteries to tell."
Her glee wore out the camera.
Shots of tiny cacti clawing their way into the middle of
the road.
Macro-photos of crumbling asphalt.
Little videos, panning across the rubble of the ruined road.
Finally the camera was exhausted. Its little "battery low"
light came on, pleading for mercy.
We left, declaring that we'd retire to this
post-apocalyptical hillside in the middle of the
desert, at the end of road.
Notice that we didn't tell you where the end of the road was.
Tee hee- you'll have to look for it yourself.